Hello again everyone.
I know I have been quiet over the last wee while but with holidays and the Boss busy growing her business it’s been full on!
The Boss is starting someone new to help teach even more of you humans how to understand us dogs . Now this chap has a puppy Border Collie which is how the Boss met him .I haven’t met the pup yet as the boss knows I have a short fuse where cheeky puppies are concerned. She says she wants the human to teach the pup manners not me!
I almost feel sorry for the pup with both its owner and the boss teaching it how to behave….. well….. not really!
I know the Boss is looking for lots more people to train as she has a passion to help you humans totally ‘get’ your dogs the way I ‘get’ the boss and she ‘gets’ me.
Mind you I was a bit confused recently with the Boss’s behaviour and that doesn’t happen often. We were at a BBQ in the country and the Boss and I went off for a walk and as usual I took off into the undergrowth to find….tennis balls! Well I didn’t find any but went one better and found a lovely white very fluffy chicken! It was hardly moving so I gently picked it up and ran back proudly to the Boss. I thought she would be really pleased as I put it at her feet and tried to spit out the masses of feathers which were nearly choking me!
Instead the Boss was horrified as she at first thought I had killed it…MOI!…kill a a chicken…..never…What does she think I am ….a hunting dog like Jack Russel or even a Patterdale terrier….I am a highly trained gundog who has won prizes for her seek and retrieve and I have the softest of mouths! Anyway after investigation it was clear the bird had been attacked by some animal and I had just found it . I will spare you the details but the bird was quickly put out of its misery and everyone was thanking me for finding it and stopping its suffering.
And I was back in the good books.
So you humans can sometimes surprise even me .You really are a funny species! The Boss still wonders how I managed to find a fluffy white chicken in the middle of nowhere………..I am not saying!
Until next time…
Woofing off
